ah tattoos! the conformist’s youthful rebellion! sure, it’ll look like absolute crap once you put on 10 pounds or age 5 years but for the time being, it’s the best 300 dollars you’ll spend and it’s the cheapest and therefore the most exciting way to get hepatitis. it’s been 8 years since I’ve wanted to get a tattoo. Every year I promised that if I kept thinking about it, that would get one. sure, i don’t have the looks of your typical tattoo-ie… tattooine? but at least it won’t be a tramp stamp or anything tribal or ridiculously corporate ( cough cough air jordan )

possible left forearm :

פְּתַח-פִּיךָ שְׁפָט-צֶדֶק;    וְדִין, עָנִי וְאֶבְיוֹן.

somewhere on the back/side

shoulder :