I don’t know about you, and by you, I mean me, but you/I seem to get a lot of e-mails from people who think they’re contacting another you who actually isn’t you/me. That’s right, I speak of the ever important but COMPLETELY significant period that lies between my first and last name in my G-Mail account.  Without it I might a biostatician , a soldier off in Iraq or some sort of middle school chess player. Either way, it is now time to compile a list of the greast me’s and why me/I and greater then them/us.

ALL ABOARD THE RANKING TRAIN :

Runner up :

He could be the best of us all. Or the bringer of doom.

Fourth Place

We are a proud person with an honorable name. This crap won’t fly.

Third Place

Clearly a great man who has accomplished much, but move aside pops, the future is for the young.

Second- Tie

what a magnificent beard.  His facial hair prowless can only be matched by the man who contributed to this

The one to rule them all

My God! His Hair. The waves , the volume. It speaks to me. It nutures me. it… it .. it completes me